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Florida Bumper Stickers (Author: Unknown)

FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
FLORIDA: Home of elective dysfunction.
FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit
one of the other 56 states.
FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.
FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, ReVote.
FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again!
FLORIDA: What comes after 17, 311?
FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.
FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
Or...
PALM BEACH COUNTY: So nice, we let you vote twice.
Sign on I-95 : Florida this way, no that way, 5 miles, wait 10 miles.
And finally, .
PALM BEACH COUNTY: We put the "duh" in Florida.

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