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Florida Bumper Stickers (Author: Unknown)
FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive. FLORIDA: Home of elective dysfunction. FLORIDA: We count more than you do. FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states. FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed. FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, ReVote. FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again! FLORIDA: What comes after 17, 311? FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts. FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us. FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football. FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount! Or... PALM BEACH COUNTY: So nice, we let you vote twice. Sign on I-95 : Florida this way, no that way, 5 miles, wait 10 miles. And finally, . PALM BEACH COUNTY: We put the "duh" in Florida.
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