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What Would You Like to Hear at Your Funeral? (Author: Unknown)

Three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at
an orientation to enter heaven. They are all asked, "When you
are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you,
what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a
great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful
husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our
children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say.......
LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"

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