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Driver's License Picture (Author: Unknown)
When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license.
He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, 'I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture.'
The clerk looked at his picture closely. 'It's okay,' he reassured the man: 'That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway.'