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Jonah and the Whale (Author: Unknown)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said
it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though they were a very large mammal, their throats were very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher
reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven I will ask Jonah". The
teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

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