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Country-Western Songs We Don't Hear Often (Author: Unknown)

I Still Miss Ya Baby, But My Aim's Gittin' Better

Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Hart Was Pure

How Can I Miss Ya If You Won't Go Away?

I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

I Bought A Car Frum A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run, So We're Even

I Keep Furgittin' I Furgot About You

I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fite, Cuz I'm Afraid She'd Win

I'm So Miserable Without Ya, It's Like Havin' Ya Here

I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back And Cryin' Over You

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

Mama Git a Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

Please Bypass This Heart

She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

She's Looking Better After Every Beer

You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles

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