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God is Watching (Author: Unknown)

Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note: "Take only one, God is watching".

Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A boy wrote a note: "Take all you want, God is watching the apples".

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