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Actual Headlines That Just Don't Sound Right (Author: Unknown)

1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
2. Iraqui Head Seeks Arms
3. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
4. Panda Mating Fails: Vet Takes Over
5. Eye Drops Off Shelf
6. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
7. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
8. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
9. Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
10. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
11. Couple Slain: Police Suspect Homicide
12. Deer Kill 17,000
13. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery: Hundreds Dead
14. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
15. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
16. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
17. Steals Clock, Faces Time
18. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
19. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
20. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

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