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How many computer geeks... (Author: Unknown)

Q. - How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light
bulb?

A. - You're still thinking procedurally. A properly designed
light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic
light bulb class, so all you'd have to do is send a light bulb
change message.


Q. How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light
bulb?

A. 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write
WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle,
one to write ...


Q. - How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. - We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the
problems.


Q: - How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light
bulb?

A: - None, Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(tm) as the new
industry standard.


Q. - How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. - We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light
bulbs burn out, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can
do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.


Q. - How many Tech Support folks does it take to change a light bulb?

A. - We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems
to be working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have?
Ok. Now, exactly how dark is it? Ok, there could be four or five
things wrong . .. .. have you tried the light switch?

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