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Kissing Quiet (Author: Unknown)

By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded, "or just a bed--I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired traveler assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning John, came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope. I shut him up in no time!" "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," John said. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and said, 'Goodnight, beautiful.' With that, he sat up all night watching me."

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