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Best Headlines of the year (Author: Unknown)

THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES:

* Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

* Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

* Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

* Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

* Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

* Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

* Miners Refuse to Work after Death

* Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

* Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter

* If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

* Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

* Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

* Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

* New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

* Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

* Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

* Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

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