Best excuses for when you get caught sleeping at your desk (Author: Unknown)
- "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands." - "Amen." - "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." - "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to." - "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper" - "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!" - "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!" - "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance." - Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend. - "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?" - "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." - "The coffee machine is broke...." - "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot." - "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!" - "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"