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Apple Humor (Author: Unknown)
"One of the deep mysteries to me is our logo, the symbol of lust and knowledge, bitten into, all crossed with in the colors of the rainbow in the wrong order. You couldn't dream of a more appropriate logo: lust, knowledge, hope, and anarchy." Gassee - Apple Logo
The Box said Win '95 or better - So I used a Macintosh!
-Harold Herbert Tessman
The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place.
-Douglas Adams, on Windows '95
"When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
"Is this *idiocy*? Or something so brilliant that it just *looks* stupid?"