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Election 2000 quips from late niters (Author: Unknown)

The presidential election in limbo [ during election 2K ] has created fodder for late-night talk show hosts. Here?s a sampling of recent jokes:

?Controversy over the double-punched ballots in Florida. Election officials become concerned old folks were punching too many holes in the ballots when they heard people shout, ?Bingo!?? ? Craig Kilborn

?The No. 3 way the United States would be different without a president: Entire country would operate as inefficiently as the state of Florida.? ? David Letterman, from the Late Show?s Top 10 List

?It was reported today that the television ratings on election night were the highest in 40 years. The television networks were thrilled, and, as a result, they promised to incorrectly call the election from now on.? ? Conan O?Brien

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