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A Slap on the Train (Author: Unknown)
In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular
looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several
minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the
unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.
When they leave the tunnel, Clinton had a big red slap mark on his
(1) The blonde thought - "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by
mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must
have slapped his face."
(2) The fat lady thought - "That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands
on the blonde and she smacked him."
(3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on that blonde and by
mistake she slapped me."
(4) George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can
smack Clinton again."