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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Police Discover Crack in Australia
Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan
Collegians are Turning to Vegetables
Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water
Farmer Bill Dies in House
Teacher Strikes-Idle Kids
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's
Kin War Dims Hope for Peace
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to Goose Hunters
Connie Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
Split Rears in Farmers Movement
Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden
Death Causes Loneliness, Feelings of Isolation

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