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Hell's Preview (Author: Unknown)
I'm reminded of the Bill Gates joke, he dies and St. Peter says you did a lot of good, and lot bad, so you have a choice, heaven or hell. Gates ask if he can take a look before deciding. St. Peter says sure, and shows Bill heaven (peaceful angels) and then hell (a wild exciting party). Gates, says they are both nice, but I'll take hell. He is then in a firey, inferno, very confused and asks hey what happened to the party. Satan says, oh that was just the demo.