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Oops! (Author: Unknown)
A cop pulled a car over for speeding. "Okay, speed racer," the cop began. "Why the heck were you going 20 miles over the posted limit?" The driver started to explain, but his wife interrupted him. "Officer," she cut in. "I've been married to this man for 20 years, and if there's one thing I've learned, it's no use arguing with him when he's drunk."