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Humorous Poem (Author: Unknown)
'Twas the zillionth time the slimy hordes
Did spam and mailbomb all the Net;
All drooled-on were their keyboards,
And their earlobes were wet.
"Beware the Newbie dork, my son!
The cluestick bait, the one trolls catch!
Beware the mailbomb jerk, and shun
The ludicrous MAKE MONEY FAST."
He took his kernel source in hand;
Long time a compromise he sought.
Then sent a packet on public band,
And ruled the radio LAN as root.
And as in hackish glee he grinned,
The Newbie dork, (CENSORED) aflame,
Came whiffling through its login prompt
And burbled as it came.
kill -9, rm -rf, and sed and sed!
The dork's account went *plonk*!
He left it dead, and went to bed,
And slept peaceful as a monk.
"And hast thou burned the Newbie dork?
You really pulled it off?!"
That ISP's security
Wasn't even tough.
'Twas the zillion-and-oneth time the slimy hordes
Did spam and mailbomb all the Net;
All drooled-on were their keyboards,
And their earlobes were wet.
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