This page contains a list of some of my rantings. Many of you know that, due to my abundance of wisdom, there are plenty of my stories and quotes attributed to me floating around on the net, many of which are blatently contradictory. After much public outcry for a de facto standard repository of verbage, I give you "The Rantings Page." Here you will find some of my writings, be they inspiring, poignant or pleonastically loquacious. (Actually, this is here because it's more convenient to send a URL in an email then to retype stuff. I'm not really that vain.) Anyway, read at your own risk.

• Proof for the existence of God?
• Was Genesis a Lie?
• A Brief History of the Pledge of Allegiance